sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: raigau)
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
I feel it loses something of its majesty when not portray in motion…
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
SOMEBODY
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
PLEASE.
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Oh, honey…
Spiderbro saves anon’s life
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
This just happened.
Anon mindfucks girlfriend
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
you just gotta love this guy
if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you
(Source: kuneria)
she doesnt even know it yet…
Oh fucking christ
I can’t be the only one who heard the Jaws Theme in their head while looking at this.
I hope her foots ok
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
wat
I am no longer afraid to die.
I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation.
(Source: wickedwitchofwinchester)
(Source: anotherkindamagic)