swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

purplekecleon:

floraverse:

Finally posting these in a set! From the last few weeks’ Floraverse updates.

I assure you there’s a reason behind the reference material, but it’s not quite done yet.

I’ll stick this here today, too!

karanan:

starrypawz:

mito-chondria:

fukaml:

IMM LITERALLY IN TEARS SKIP TO 58 SECON DS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

JUUST DO I T OMG

karanan I second the ‘YOU NEED TO SEE THIS’

I saw it and it was glorious

(Source: tarakofucker69)

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

Tangentially related to the blog’s theme, but I see the “women are too weak to handle the normal armor” comment come up often enough that it made it into the Female Armor Rhetoric Bingo.
So yeah, for the record: women are not significantly weaker than men. Especially if we talk about people with lots of training in terms of fighting and/or saving lives. Especially especially if we consider that there are techniques and moves, like this one, specifically designed for smaller people to handle some heavy weight.
And that’s all said while we ignore that most armors are not as heavy as common myth lets us believe!
~Ozzie

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

Tangentially related to the blog’s theme, but I see the “women are too weak to handle the normal armor” comment come up often enough that it made it into the Female Armor Rhetoric Bingo.

So yeah, for the record: women are not significantly weaker than men. Especially if we talk about people with lots of training in terms of fighting and/or saving lives. Especially especially if we consider that there are techniques and moves, like this one, specifically designed for smaller people to handle some heavy weight.

And that’s all said while we ignore that most armors are not as heavy as common myth lets us believe!

~Ozzie

feralknights:

psychedelicsnake:

yanderesamantha:

exposingmen:

Warframe
A free-to-play online game about alien ninjas with guns… mostly men. There’s only 1 female alien option to choose, the other three options are obviously men. The game is also about getting to a strange planet and destroy their bases with long-range weapons like guns or just beat the hell out of the other aliens, while if you choose the female alien you can only follow the male aliens to revive them or give health and mana. This is a clear view on how aggressive and destructive men can be, and creates the idea that women are weak creatures only to help men out in their destructive behaviour. The story remains unclear as to why this aliens want to destroy other’s planets. Misogyny is universal and need to be stopped. 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I sincerely hope this is satire.
Before anything else, I will make it clear that I myself am a woman, and I support the feminist movement critically. I am a VERY AVID player of this game. I’m well known in the community and they know that I am female because I openly said so.
alright, let’s list down the male Warframes
Ash
Excalibur
Frost
Hydroid
Loki
Nekros
Oberon
Rhino
Vauban
Volt
and let’s list down the female Warframes
Banshee
Ember
Mag (The only female pictured above. My baby <3)
Mirage
Nova
Nyx
Saryn
Trinity
Valkyr
Zephyr
THAT’S 10-10 YOU LITTLE SHIT. THE DEVELOPERS WANTED AN EQUAL RATIO AS THE GAME PROGRESSES. WHEN A NEW MALE WARFRAME IS RELEASED, EXPECT A FEMALE ONE TO COME NEXT.
While the Corpus, an enemy faction, has no females, it is stated that there will be Corpus women soon. The Grineer, another enemy faction, is MATRIARCHAL. They have female units that can kick ass. There might only be one female boss in the entire boss who is Kela De Thaym and she belongs to this faction, but THEY ARE RULED BY NOT ONE, BUT TWO QUEENS. TWIN QUEENS YOU FUCKER. HELL, CAPTAIN VOR (WHO IS CLEARLY A MAN) IS THEIR BITCH. ANOTHER FACTION, THE INFESTATION, ARE GENDERLESS BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING ZOMBIES.
Not to mention, your main mission guide, the Lotus, is a female entity. The only moment she was “replaced” temporarily was when Darvo (hhhhh my hasubando <3) asked for the player’s help. Guess what, he’s a guy. But he only showed up in TWO FUCKING ALERTS and in the new quest system. And Cantis of the Red Veil Resistance is also a woman. Rescue Targets can either be a man or a woman.
Additionally, look at the Warframe’s designs. FUCKING LOOK AT IT. BOTH THE MALE AND FEMALE WARFRAMES ARE SEXY WITHOUT BEING TOO OVERLY SEXUALIZED. PLUS THERE ARE VARIATIONS IN THEIR BODY TYPES, EVEN THE MALES. RHINO IS BIG AND BULKY. OBERON AND NEKROS LOOK SLIGHTLY SKINNY. VOLT LOOKS BROAD-SHOULDERED. EXCALIBUR HAS A NICE ASS. BANSHEE IS SLIM. MAG IS SHORT. VALKYR IS ATHLETIC. SARYN IS BUXOM. EMBER HAS FUCKING ABS. THE LIST GOES ON.
You know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about this game. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES AND WHAT THEY ARE CALLED. THEY ARE THE TENNO. THEY ARE THE WARRIORS OF BLADE AND GUN. THEY WIELD THE WARFRAME. THOSE NAMES ON THE LIST? THOSE ARE THE WARFRAMES. HOW THE TENNO FUCKING WIELD IT IS STILL UNKNOWN. HELL, THEY MIGHT EVEN BE GENDERLESS UNDERNEATH THE WARFRAME
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE. IF YOU’RE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES TRY SOMETHING OTHER THAN NITPICKING A GAME YOU CLEARLY DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU FUCKWIT.



I don’t even have a reaction meme to top Morgan Freeman.
Essentially everyone regardless of gender also has a mix of offense and support/debuff abilities, too— roles are frequently blended based on playstyle.  Sure, Mag can recharge shields and the like, but she can also crush them like tin cans.  Saryn can melt people into toxic slurry.
(And everyone can revive fallen teammates so idk the fudge mang.)

feralknights:

psychedelicsnake:

yanderesamantha:

exposingmen:

Warframe

A free-to-play online game about alien ninjas with guns… mostly men. There’s only 1 female alien option to choose, the other three options are obviously men. The game is also about getting to a strange planet and destroy their bases with long-range weapons like guns or just beat the hell out of the other aliens, while if you choose the female alien you can only follow the male aliens to revive them or give health and mana. This is a clear view on how aggressive and destructive men can be, and creates the idea that women are weak creatures only to help men out in their destructive behaviour. The story remains unclear as to why this aliens want to destroy other’s planets. Misogyny is universal and need to be stopped. 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I sincerely hope this is satire.

Before anything else, I will make it clear that I myself am a woman, and I support the feminist movement critically. I am a VERY AVID player of this game. I’m well known in the community and they know that I am female because I openly said so.

alright, let’s list down the male Warframes

  1. Ash
  2. Excalibur
  3. Frost
  4. Hydroid
  5. Loki
  6. Nekros
  7. Oberon
  8. Rhino
  9. Vauban
  10. Volt

and let’s list down the female Warframes

  1. Banshee
  2. Ember
  3. Mag (The only female pictured above. My baby <3)
  4. Mirage
  5. Nova
  6. Nyx
  7. Saryn
  8. Trinity
  9. Valkyr
  10. Zephyr

THAT’S 10-10 YOU LITTLE SHIT. THE DEVELOPERS WANTED AN EQUAL RATIO AS THE GAME PROGRESSES. WHEN A NEW MALE WARFRAME IS RELEASED, EXPECT A FEMALE ONE TO COME NEXT.

While the Corpus, an enemy faction, has no females, it is stated that there will be Corpus women soon. The Grineer, another enemy faction, is MATRIARCHAL. They have female units that can kick ass. There might only be one female boss in the entire boss who is Kela De Thaym and she belongs to this faction, but THEY ARE RULED BY NOT ONE, BUT TWO QUEENS. TWIN QUEENS YOU FUCKER. HELL, CAPTAIN VOR (WHO IS CLEARLY A MAN) IS THEIR BITCH. ANOTHER FACTION, THE INFESTATION, ARE GENDERLESS BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING ZOMBIES.

Not to mention, your main mission guide, the Lotus, is a female entity. The only moment she was “replaced” temporarily was when Darvo (hhhhh my hasubando <3) asked for the player’s help. Guess what, he’s a guy. But he only showed up in TWO FUCKING ALERTS and in the new quest system. And Cantis of the Red Veil Resistance is also a woman. Rescue Targets can either be a man or a woman.

Additionally, look at the Warframe’s designs. FUCKING LOOK AT IT. BOTH THE MALE AND FEMALE WARFRAMES ARE SEXY WITHOUT BEING TOO OVERLY SEXUALIZED. PLUS THERE ARE VARIATIONS IN THEIR BODY TYPES, EVEN THE MALES. RHINO IS BIG AND BULKY. OBERON AND NEKROS LOOK SLIGHTLY SKINNY. VOLT LOOKS BROAD-SHOULDERED. EXCALIBUR HAS A NICE ASS. BANSHEE IS SLIM. MAG IS SHORT. VALKYR IS ATHLETIC. SARYN IS BUXOM. EMBER HAS FUCKING ABS. THE LIST GOES ON.

You know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about this game. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES AND WHAT THEY ARE CALLED. THEY ARE THE TENNO. THEY ARE THE WARRIORS OF BLADE AND GUN. THEY WIELD THE WARFRAME. THOSE NAMES ON THE LIST? THOSE ARE THE WARFRAMES. HOW THE TENNO FUCKING WIELD IT IS STILL UNKNOWN. HELL, THEY MIGHT EVEN BE GENDERLESS UNDERNEATH THE WARFRAME

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE. IF YOU’RE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES TRY SOMETHING OTHER THAN NITPICKING A GAME YOU CLEARLY DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU FUCKWIT.

I don’t even have a reaction meme to top Morgan Freeman.

Essentially everyone regardless of gender also has a mix of offense and support/debuff abilities, too— roles are frequently blended based on playstyle.  Sure, Mag can recharge shields and the like, but she can also crush them like tin cans.  Saryn can melt people into toxic slurry.

(And everyone can revive fallen teammates so idk the fudge mang.)

dorkly:

The Craziest Fallout: New Vegas Easter Egg You’ll Ever See

Wow - can’t believe no one ever figured this out before. Can’t wait to try this for ourselves!

leopoldoman:

rift-in-the-warp:

theredthirst:

lesliecrusher:

i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth

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tenkenryu:

Saw this incredible Hiccup while visiting the Baltimore inner harbor for food on Friday.
If you recognize and can help me tag the cosplayer, let me know!

tenkenryu:

Saw this incredible Hiccup while visiting the Baltimore inner harbor for food on Friday.

If you recognize and can help me tag the cosplayer, let me know!

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

edwardspoonhands:

ages-of-arda:

casey-lawrence:

spankmethorin:

thranduilland:

holidaygeth:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..

Elrond would survive a horror movie

Elrond has already survived several horror movies.

Damn straight.

Elrond is Cassandra

theracismrepellent:

breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike

Spread this like wildfire~Tae

theracismrepellent:

breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike

Spread this like wildfire

~Tae